NOT JUST ANTIQUATED PLATITUDES
I bring elegant form and function to create bottom-line benefit for my customers with domain knowledge and engaging, evergreen content.
"Sir, please pay your cellular bill this month or we will terminate your plan immediately."
-AT&T Customer Support Representative
A WIDE-BREADTH OF KNOWLEDGE
"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
- Big Pun (Christopher Rios)
PAST PROJECTS
"Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best."
- Theodore Isaac Rubin
15 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
midpantry
Approaching Whiteheadian Concrescence; developed a model that deep-cleans, rotates, and resupplies commercial kitchens.
This model is the final touchpoint for a laterally derived existence consisting of matter found in the Periodic Table of Elements developed by Dmitri Mendeleev in 1869.
This model can be used across a multiplicity of industry verticals to smooth the hysteresis error found in complex maintenence processes while miniziming unneccessary convolution.
This model is as nimble as it is elastic, and allows for the preservation of independent and private ownership for those with aptitude.
sygn
Tinkered in MadTech and developed a novel Out-of-Home (OOH) revenue share model that sought to aid in the funneling and distribution of surplus advertising budgets to over 1 million homeowners in the United States and Canada.
The HOTH
As a Google Certified Project Sherpa, I delivered SEO and content marketing campaigns for enterprise clients like Adobe and Google, as well as local, small business owners.
Crypto Answers
Started a cryptocurrency publication that accrued >7,000 followers and >35,000 pageviews per month with $0 in ad spend.
FineLine Retail
Co-founded an omnichannel eCommerce company. Launched 20+ private label products, shipped 150,000+ orders with 99% positive feedback, and surpassed $1M in Annual Gross Merchandise Volume (GMV).
SEEK COUNSEL
You've come this far, so you'll probably need it.
If you know where to look, you'll usually find me at a triangulation point nestled somewhere in the heart of Durotar; east of The Crossroads in The Barrens, South of Ragefire Chasm in Orgrimmar, and always missing the Zeppelin at the Landing.
"Life is so terrible, it would have been better not to have been born. Who is so lucky? Not one in a hundred thousand!"
-Jewish saying
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